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Two archeologists, exploring a remote mountain in Tibet come across a huge granite statue which resembles a sitting man. It stands almost 400 feet tall and is anatomically correct right down to the fingernails and teeth.

"It looks real enough to talk," says one. "Lets try," says the other, who turns to the statue and asks it its name. No answer. "How old are you?" No answer. Finally, one archaeologist shouts out, "What is the square root of 64?"

The mountain shakes as the giant statue rises to its feet and puts its hand on its chin. Slowly, after what seems like an eternity, the statue answers in a roaring voice, "Eight."

"Of course," says one of the archaeologists, "It only stands to reason."

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